your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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