going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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