What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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