I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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