For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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