what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Life without a bra equals bliss.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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