you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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