i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You're like the curious george of whores
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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