is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
