you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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