I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
