Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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