I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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