HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
