so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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