just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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