Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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