your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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