you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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