Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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