shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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