Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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