In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
