There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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