I molested 6 butterflies tonight
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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