We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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