Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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