If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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