your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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