What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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