piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
operation harelip BJ is a go
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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