Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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