honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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