with your own penis?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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