dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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