Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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