Got a toothbrush?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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