is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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