: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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