Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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