WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the day after is always just damage control
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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