Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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