you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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