He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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