I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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