You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I got inside last night via doggy door
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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