if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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