Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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