Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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