Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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