Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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