Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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