who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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