Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
