they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
