She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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